Take me to your leader!
Say it in Russian! Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
- Kif might!
- Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.
- Also Zoidberg.
Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men.
There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Why not indeed! Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man.
- No! Don't jump!
- Why yes! Thanks for noticing.
- Why did you bring us here?
We're rescuing ya. I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Say it in Russian!
Ooh, name it after me! No, I'm Santa Claus! It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?
Why yes! Thanks for noticing. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. She also liked to shut up!
And from now on you're all named Bender Jr. You know, I was God once. And then the battle's not so bad? Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.
Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged. When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!
I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Daylight and everything. Anyone who laughs is a communist! Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want!
Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. No. We're on the top. Throw her in the brig. And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.
Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? No! The cat shelter's on to me. Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? She also liked to shut up! What are their names?
I just told you! You've killed me! Really?! Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!
That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.